Retro "Too Cosmic To Care" T-Shirt

Official Earth Uniform

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, because exploring the universe is already challenging enough without an uncomfortable shirt. This unisex tee has that perfectly lived-in feel straight out of the package — like you’ve been in orbit since the ’70s.

The heavier, high-quality cotton feels substantial and well made. The fit runs true to size. Basically, this shirt is built to handle everything from questionable decisions on Earth to spontaneous intergalactic missions.

Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by humans who may be waiting for the mothership to arrive.

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

• Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
• Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
• Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
• First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
• Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
  

Drying Instructions:

1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
   

Additional Tips:

• Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
• Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
• If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Forever)

Free shipping on orders over $75 — a little reward for being committed to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days. We’re not in a rush, and you don’t have to be either. Once your package leaves our hands, USPS takes over, and delivery usually takes 2–5 days. You can track its every move or forget about it completely until it shows up at your door — we’re totally fine with either approach.

Returns

The “Something Went Wrong” Policy

We genuinely want you to be happy with your order. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right — that matters to us.

Here’s how it works:

• Received something damaged or defective? We’ll give you a full refund without unnecessary hassle.
• Let us know within 30 days of purchase.
• The item must be unused and in the same condition as when you received it.
• Email us at info@spacenutsgang.com — real humans answer our messages, not space robots.
  

If something goes wrong, we’ll make it right. Life has enough drama already without turning a T-shirt order into an intergalactic crisis.

Policies may change, but we’ll always keep them fair and reasonable.